"he's a guinea pig, his name is Freedom... and he's bisexual." - Smudge (aka Mr Quinto), Off-Centre.

I feel like moaning about school.


The last week or two of school before the summer holidays is always either really awesome, or really shit. There's a whole other week left before we split but we're still getting 'free' lessons now. Y'see, I'm actually sat in ICT right now. I don't think LiveJournal is even allowed in school, but nobody's saying anything because nobody cares. If Facebook wasn't blocked I'd probably be bombarding Adele with "TREKKIE!!" messages instead of doing this.
Okay, call me nerd or freak or whatever you want to, but school isn't for sitting around doing fuck all; school is for learning. Correct me if I'm wrong, but how is spending an hour sat on my ass watching 'Happy Gilmore' going to teach me anything? People get stick for 'skiving' the last week but if nothing's happening in lessons then what's the point anyway?

Moving on... I've been having a StarTrek spazz the past week or so, and it's all thanks to Adele. She used to be so confused by my love of TOS, but now she's hooked aswell. And, I'm sorry, she has a point with the Spirk Love, but I for one couldn't leave McCoy out of the slashy fun. I vote a threesome, no matter what evidence there is that Kirk and Spock are only for each other.
Unfortunately, I'm a complete retard when it comes to watching online tv, and it takes some serious wangling to find anything StarTrek that isn't 'unavailable in your region'. So, with my three episode dvd miles away in Sheffield with a squealing Adele, I'm forced to rewatch 'Where No Man Has Gone Before', 'The Corbomite Maneuver', 'Patterns of Force' and 'Is There In Truth No Beauty?' over and over and over on VHS/SkyPlanner. Ugh. I love the show, but I cannot live with so few episodes all of which I've seen at least twice. Especially since 'Where No Man Has Gone Before' lacks McCoy and decent Spockbrows and 'The Corbomite Maneuver' is bloody boring (excluding, of course, a few great lines from McCoy and the legend that is "Your probes have touched me, Mr Spock.").
Basically, Cupcake need money. Cupcake need money big time, in fact. I want the new boxsets and I want the movie collection and I want more Trek shirts and I want a lifesize cardboard cutout of Captain Kirk. Very badly. Oh and, of course, I have to get Ads and Chloe amazingly awesome presents for when we meet/our anniversary. Life's a real bitch, isn't it?

I think I'll just stop typing now because nobody ever reads blogs this ridiculously long unless they're about what makes Sculder the world's greatest ever ship or what makes Spirk the best gay slash of all time. Which reminds me, I'm planning on making a list of all the things that makes The X Files great if I get bored in the summer - which I will, ahah.

Here's a cap from 'The Trouble With Tribbles' - the single completely indespensible Original 'Trek episode I have ever seen.



Live long and prosper,

Cupcake ♥